Have you noticed how sexy vegans can be? Just think of all the sexy vegans out there – Natalie Portman, Alicia Silverstone, Demi Moore, Zooey Deschanel, Ellen Degeneres, Joaquin Phoenix, Tobey Maguire, Brendan Brazier, and even sassy senior Betty White!
Why are vegans so sexy? Here’s a few reasons we came up with:
1.) We’re cheap dates – no expensive NY steaks to buy!
2.) We’re cheap drunks – since many restaurants don’t offer too much in the way of vegan options, we’re often left rosy-cheeked and extra-flirty after a few sips of a martini.
3.) We taste sweeter – ever hear that theory about eating pineapple? 😉
4.) We have more energy in bed – a whole, plant-based food diet keeps our engines revving in the sack.
5.) We’re experts in natural sex toys – we’re less likely to object to cucumbers in the bedroom!
6.) We’ve got that sexy glow – how many of you vegans out there have been complimented on your radiant complexion?
7.) We’re passionate people – can’t have compassion without passion.
Why are you a sexy vegan? Let us know more reasons vegans are sexy in the comments below!
~ The Vegan Project