Vegans Are Sexy! 7 Reasons to Date a Vegan

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Have you noticed how sexy vegans can be? Just think of all the sexy vegans out there – Natalie Portman, Alicia Silverstone, Demi Moore, Zooey Deschanel, Ellen Degeneres, Joaquin Phoenix, Tobey Maguire, Brendan Brazier, and even sassy senior Betty White!

Why are vegans so sexy? Here’s a few reasons we came up with:

1.) We’re cheap dates – no expensive NY steaks to buy!

2.) We’re cheap drunks – since many restaurants don’t offer too much in the way of vegan options, we’re often left rosy-cheeked and extra-flirty after a few sips of a martini.

3.) We taste sweeter – ever hear that theory about eating pineapple? 😉

4.) We have more energy in bed – a whole, plant-based food diet keeps our engines revving in the sack.

5.) We’re experts in natural sex toys – we’re less likely to object to cucumbers in the bedroom!

6.) We’ve got that sexy glow – how many of you vegans out there have been complimented on your radiant complexion?

7.) We’re passionate people – can’t have compassion without passion.

Why are you a sexy vegan? Let us know more reasons vegans are sexy in the comments below!

~ The Vegan Project



  1. We Vegans are sexy because we seek the truth and therefore are continuously educating ourselves.

    The result… A woman that has just as much brain as she has body!

  2. Have you heard that semen is a great source of B12 vitamin, this exact vitamin that is lacking in a vegan diet ?

    Bon appétit !

  3. Just found this, too funny!!

  4. I think the reason we are sexy is quite obvious: determination! We don’t give up on anything! Especially making our man happy!! I know mine is… 🙂

  5. Alison C. says:

    Zooey Deschanel and Betty White are not vegan! (and I have my strong doubts about Natalie Portman (who started eating eggs during her pregnancy) and Demi Moore)

  6. Tia Mowry is vegan!!


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